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Star Wars: Episode IX Bingo

I expect every single prediction on this bingo card to be confirmed by the first full-length trailer. Also it’s time to bring back the ysalimiri.

What song and ship would you use for your Star Wars music video:

Kylo Ren/Rose Tico set to “Dirty Little Secret” – https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Padme/Obi Wan/Anakin love triangle set to “Mr Brightside” – https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The entirety of Taylor Swift’s new album, I am Taylor Swift, and in my upcoming high-budget music videos I will sequentially portray my elaborate Star Wars shipping fic, in which a character played by me is romanced by the Benicio del Toro character “DJ” – https://www.twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Krennicut Imwe set to “You’ll Be In My Heart” – https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/
Phasma self-empowering tribute set to “This Is Me” from The Greatest Showman – https://spiderjewel.tumblr.com/
Reylose Ticuxeron set to “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” – https://www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/

The clip of Kylo Ren in the forest is way bigger than I intended and looks weird but it took me 5 upload attempts to get youtube to process this video so it is what it is

The shirt I’m wearing of Rey and Kylo Ren fighting the praetorian guards in the throne room, but everybody’s a horse – https://www.redbubble.com/people/cincala93/works/37337856-unireylo-trsimple?p=mens-premium-t-shirt&rel=carousel